the world is a dangerous place

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16 responses to “the world is a dangerous place”

  1. avatar runran Says:

    i knew it!

    nothing’s safe

    >:r

  2. avatar runran Says:

    i knew it!

    nothing’s safe

    >:r

  3. avatar crissxross Says:

    there are many good reasons to fear hairdressers
    here’s one: The Permanent Wave Machine, 1929

    and tangled paperclips! truly terrifying
    thanks for the warning

  4. avatar crissxross Says:

    there are many good reasons to fear hairdressers
    here’s one: The Permanent Wave Machine, 1929

    and tangled paperclips! truly terrifying
    thanks for the warning

  5. avatar runran Says:

    Permanent Waves

    Please call a doctor, I’ve been so depressed
    That I think that I’m finally breakin
    I can’t quite explain, I can’t feel any pain
    But I know that this time I’m not fakin
    Oh, what can it be, oh, inside of me

    I saw my doctor he said man you look sick
    He said I think you better do something quick
    He checked me over and he said I was fit
    What you need is a change, have a shave, find a chic
    Your body functions, but your hair’s a disgrace
    You shouldn’t let it hang all over your face
    Change your image ‘cos you look out of place
    Comb your hair, put on weight, try to look up to date
    Why don’t you put in some permanent waves
    You’ll look smooth you’ll look cool, you’ll be laughing
    You’ll get lots of dates, you’ll be made you’ll get laid
    You’ll get out and about, you’ll be laughing
    Oh, you’ll be o.k. once you get those permanent waves,

    I was really up but now I’m down once again
    I went out walking and it started to rain
    My perm washed out it just got flushed down the drain
    My neurosis returned, I’m a wreck once again
    But wait ’til I get back my permanent waves
    I’ll be cool, I’ll be smooth, I’ll be laughing
    I’ll be all the rage with my permanent waves
    And I’ll start a new craze, I’ll be laughing
    Oh, I’ll be o.k. once I get my permanent waves

    Start a new craze, permanent waves
    I’ll be all the rage, my permanent waves

    Written by R.D. Davies (The Kinks)

  6. avatar runran Says:

    Permanent Waves

    Please call a doctor, I’ve been so depressed
    That I think that I’m finally breakin
    I can’t quite explain, I can’t feel any pain
    But I know that this time I’m not fakin
    Oh, what can it be, oh, inside of me

    I saw my doctor he said man you look sick
    He said I think you better do something quick
    He checked me over and he said I was fit
    What you need is a change, have a shave, find a chic
    Your body functions, but your hair’s a disgrace
    You shouldn’t let it hang all over your face
    Change your image ‘cos you look out of place
    Comb your hair, put on weight, try to look up to date
    Why don’t you put in some permanent waves
    You’ll look smooth you’ll look cool, you’ll be laughing
    You’ll get lots of dates, you’ll be made you’ll get laid
    You’ll get out and about, you’ll be laughing
    Oh, you’ll be o.k. once you get those permanent waves,

    I was really up but now I’m down once again
    I went out walking and it started to rain
    My perm washed out it just got flushed down the drain
    My neurosis returned, I’m a wreck once again
    But wait ’til I get back my permanent waves
    I’ll be cool, I’ll be smooth, I’ll be laughing
    I’ll be all the rage with my permanent waves
    And I’ll start a new craze, I’ll be laughing
    Oh, I’ll be o.k. once I get my permanent waves

    Start a new craze, permanent waves
    I’ll be all the rage, my permanent waves

    Written by R.D. Davies (The Kinks)

  7. avatar crissxross Says:

    it’s the straighteners i’m more nervous of
    not long ago i let my hairdresser do it to me
    the result was truly alarming
    when it started to rain
    i was flushed with relief
    my kinks came back

  8. avatar crissxross Says:

    it’s the straighteners i’m more nervous of
    not long ago i let my hairdresser do it to me
    the result was truly alarming
    when it started to rain
    i was flushed with relief
    my kinks came back

  9. avatar crissxross Says:

    also it’s quite telling what hairdressers choose to call their salons, e.g.

    Curl Up & Dye
    Skalped

    there’s also a wedding cake shop on my local high street called

    Board to Tiers

  10. avatar crissxross Says:

    also it’s quite telling what hairdressers choose to call their salons, e.g.

    Curl Up & Dye
    Skalped

    there’s also a wedding cake shop on my local high street called

    Board to Tiers

  11. avatar runran Says:

    speaking of straighteners …

    back in high school i had a negro friend who ironed his hair, it looked quite ridiculous, like a ww2 german army helmet, then one day his aunt visited from san francisco, she was a supporter of the black panthers and was disgusted by bruce’s desire for straight hair … he was locked in a basement room every weekend for a month and told to let his hair return to the afro look … some friends would sneak chips and chocolate to him through a narrow slit in the window late at night … ironically, bruce’s father was a psychology prof

    >:r

  12. avatar runran Says:

    speaking of straighteners …

    back in high school i had a negro friend who ironed his hair, it looked quite ridiculous, like a ww2 german army helmet, then one day his aunt visited from san francisco, she was a supporter of the black panthers and was disgusted by bruce’s desire for straight hair … he was locked in a basement room every weekend for a month and told to let his hair return to the afro look … some friends would sneak chips and chocolate to him through a narrow slit in the window late at night … ironically, bruce’s father was a psychology prof

    >:r

  13. avatar man without a haircut Says:

    terror comes when scissors have been eliminated from the planet

  14. avatar man without a haircut Says:

    terror comes when scissors have been eliminated from the planet

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