cutup: banana art

banana art
banana art for guerrillas

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28 responses to “cutup: banana art”

  1. avatar runran Says:

    banana art
    the original banana art – from a guerrilla galleries comment board (see also: trAce forum)

  2. avatar runran Says:

    banana art
    the original banana art – from a guerrilla galleries comment board (see also: trAce forum)

  3. avatar crissxross Says:

    that was a pleasant trip back to trAce.
    guerrilla galleries – great name, great idea. i took part in something similar in Cardiff in the late 80s, but it was just a one off. we took over a disused hairdressing salon, showed videos and media installations.

  4. avatar crissxross Says:

    that was a pleasant trip back to trAce.
    guerrilla galleries – great name, great idea. i took part in something similar in Cardiff in the late 80s, but it was just a one off. we took over a disused hairdressing salon, showed videos and media installations.

  5. avatar carmen Says:

    Bananas are yellow and grow in bunches.

    A banana has yellow skin.

    Banana skins can be slippery.

    ( thanks, runran )

  6. avatar carmen Says:

    Bananas are yellow and grow in bunches.

    A banana has yellow skin.

    Banana skins can be slippery.

    ( thanks, runran )

  7. avatar crissxross Says:

    still knife

    go go bananas

    source: stillknife.fla (809.5kb)

  8. avatar crissxross Says:

    still knife

    go go bananas

    source: stillknife.fla (809.5kb)

  9. avatar runran Says:

    for proper picnic, we’ll need a sharper knife

  10. avatar runran Says:

    for proper picnic, we’ll need a sharper knife

  11. avatar crissxross Says:

    what would we need for an improper picnic?

  12. avatar crissxross Says:

    what would we need for an improper picnic?

  13. avatar runran Says:

    Picnic Style Rules are rules that acknowledge the tradition, culture and heritage of a particular food item. Simply put “Picnic Style Rules” are rules of a contest that do not allow for the mutilation, desecration, improper destruction of a food item.

    AICE believes that eating a particular food item the way it was intended, is not only playing proper tribute to the culture and heritage of the food but also makes for a more interesting and easiier to follow contest. Over the years, many competitive eating fans have gasped in horror as they suffered the indignity of watching Eaters separate, dunk, mush and mash and perform other unmentionable “Picnic profanities.”

    Fans, Eaters, sponsors and other concerned citizens have reinforced the need and importance of “Picnic Style Rules” to increase the entertainment value of competitive eating and to eliminate the tricky business connected to the massacre of food.

    It is the goal of AICE to encourage the development picnic style rules in all eating contests.

    see: Association of Independent Competitive Eaters – Home of Picnic Style Rules

  14. avatar runran Says:

    Picnic Style Rules are rules that acknowledge the tradition, culture and heritage of a particular food item. Simply put “Picnic Style Rules” are rules of a contest that do not allow for the mutilation, desecration, improper destruction of a food item.

    AICE believes that eating a particular food item the way it was intended, is not only playing proper tribute to the culture and heritage of the food but also makes for a more interesting and easiier to follow contest. Over the years, many competitive eating fans have gasped in horror as they suffered the indignity of watching Eaters separate, dunk, mush and mash and perform other unmentionable “Picnic profanities.”

    Fans, Eaters, sponsors and other concerned citizens have reinforced the need and importance of “Picnic Style Rules” to increase the entertainment value of competitive eating and to eliminate the tricky business connected to the massacre of food.

    It is the goal of AICE to encourage the development picnic style rules in all eating contests.

    see: Association of Independent Competitive Eaters – Home of Picnic Style Rules

  15. avatar crissxross Says:

    so!

    i’m delighted to learn i’ve been picnicking improperly my entire life! indulging in so many profanities – dunking biscuits in tea – tea which is mashed (don’t pour yet! let the tea mash) – potatoes mashed, peas mushed (a Yorkshire delicacy, mushy peas with fish and chips) and other mealtime mutilations – for example, i find that strawberries, raspberries, cherries simply beg to be desecrated.

    what’s more, i eat so slowly, so leisurely, so uncompetitively (really, no one eats slower than me). a feast is no fast. i’ll roast in gastronomic hell(heaven) with lashings of relish.

    food warriors, i come in peace. there’s an art to nibbling – gobbling’s for turkeys.

  16. avatar crissxross Says:

    so!

    i’m delighted to learn i’ve been picnicking improperly my entire life! indulging in so many profanities – dunking biscuits in tea – tea which is mashed (don’t pour yet! let the tea mash) – potatoes mashed, peas mushed (a Yorkshire delicacy, mushy peas with fish and chips) and other mealtime mutilations – for example, i find that strawberries, raspberries, cherries simply beg to be desecrated.

    what’s more, i eat so slowly, so leisurely, so uncompetitively (really, no one eats slower than me). a feast is no fast. i’ll roast in gastronomic hell(heaven) with lashings of relish.

    food warriors, i come in peace. there’s an art to nibbling – gobbling’s for turkeys.

  17. avatar runran Says:

    nibbler before feasts
    flood yourself
    be irreplaceable
    accidentally resilient
    elevated by immense
    seconds in the night

    excerpt (xburp): idler

  18. avatar runran Says:

    nibbler before feasts
    flood yourself
    be irreplaceable
    accidentally resilient
    elevated by immense
    seconds in the night

    excerpt (xburp): idler

  19. avatar runran Says:

    we are not alone:

    more banana art

    the tattooed banana

    ah, the net!

    >:r

  20. avatar runran Says:

    we are not alone:

    more banana art

    the tattooed banana

    ah, the net!

    >:r

  21. avatar crissxross Says:

    i eat SuperBanana for breakfast

  22. avatar crissxross Says:

    i eat SuperBanana for breakfast

  23. avatar runran Says:

    L.B.: It’s a banana.

    Blanka: BLANKA KNEW THAT.

    Carnage: Yup. Obviously a banana.

    Rafiki: Asante-se, dodonka-hey, karinki-sana, of course — BANANA!

    L.B.: But that’s not all… apparently it’s a frozen banana!

    Rafiki: Katurka-hosen, banana is FROZEN!

    Blanka: BLANKA MET FROZEN MAN ONCE. THAWED HIM, THEN TOOK HIM SWIMMING. CUZ HE STANK.

    Carnage: Um, right. Hey, LB, think we should microwave it?

    L.B.: Sure!

    from: The Scary-Crayon kitchen

  24. avatar runran Says:

    L.B.: It’s a banana.

    Blanka: BLANKA KNEW THAT.

    Carnage: Yup. Obviously a banana.

    Rafiki: Asante-se, dodonka-hey, karinki-sana, of course — BANANA!

    L.B.: But that’s not all… apparently it’s a frozen banana!

    Rafiki: Katurka-hosen, banana is FROZEN!

    Blanka: BLANKA MET FROZEN MAN ONCE. THAWED HIM, THEN TOOK HIM SWIMMING. CUZ HE STANK.

    Carnage: Um, right. Hey, LB, think we should microwave it?

    L.B.: Sure!

    from: The Scary-Crayon kitchen

  25. avatar runran Says:

    Who knew?

    “It is well known that the size of the superbananas in stellarators scales with the minor radius. Thus, in some stellarator configurations superbananas may not be confined. To improve stellarator confinement, a theory is developed to include the effects of the magnetic well and the radial gradient of the radial electric field to squeeze superbananas. It is found that the size of the superbananas is reduced by a factor of S1/2, where S is the superbanana squeezing factor that depends on the magnetic well depth and the radial gradient of the radial electric field. The corresponding fraction of the superbanana is increased by a factor of S1/2. The diffusive loss is thus reduced by a factor of S-3/2.”

    Careful what you eat for breakfast, it could apparantly put you into an odd orbit.

    >:r

  26. avatar runran Says:

    Who knew?

    “It is well known that the size of the superbananas in stellarators scales with the minor radius. Thus, in some stellarator configurations superbananas may not be confined. To improve stellarator confinement, a theory is developed to include the effects of the magnetic well and the radial gradient of the radial electric field to squeeze superbananas. It is found that the size of the superbananas is reduced by a factor of S1/2, where S is the superbanana squeezing factor that depends on the magnetic well depth and the radial gradient of the radial electric field. The corresponding fraction of the superbanana is increased by a factor of S1/2. The diffusive loss is thus reduced by a factor of S-3/2.”

    Careful what you eat for breakfast, it could apparantly put you into an odd orbit.

    >:r

  27. avatar crissxross Says:

    i’m perpetually in an odd orbit. i think it’s the nature of my stellarator confinement. what i need is a magnetic well – might improve my squeeze factor.

  28. avatar crissxross Says:

    i’m perpetually in an odd orbit. i think it’s the nature of my stellarator confinement. what i need is a magnetic well – might improve my squeeze factor.

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